i just wanted to confess something...i'm in love...with another man....and i believe i'm going to start sleeping with him....YES!!! SLEEPING WITH HIM!!!! i cannot keep this secret to myself one second longer...i just have to tell you all what is REALLY GOING ON WITH ME!!! so....if you see pictures of me plastered all over the internet, curled up in my nightgown and snuggled up to my new man....you'll know....you heard it from me FIRST!!! i really just want to lay on my side with my arms wrapped around him....dreaming about how much he loves me....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
so...guess matel makes an edward doll now....i had to say something funny....we're moving saturday...i'm insane....i feel crazy...been packing up boxes all night and all morning...oh, and at lunch too....and i've got one child with pink-eye and another with an ear infection and using a nebulizer breathing treamtment thingy.....so, i'm lying here christmas shopping a little for the girls and GASPED when i saw mr. plastic edward barbie doll...and oh yes...I WILL BE SEEING NEW MOON VERY SOON GIRLS....very soon...right after i order him from amazon and look to see if he's anatomically correct and then curl up in a ball and snuggle!!!!
really...i'm insane. but edward loves me anyway...and that's nice.
I’d rather know what you’re thinking — even if what you’re thinking is insane.
Edward Cullen, Twilight...Chapter 9, p.185
8 comments:
That is the funniest thing ever!!!
Anatomically correct? Um. Gross.
This is just too cute!
Funny stuff!
So happy for you and your new home!
In all your spare time, please convince that Shabbee Chick to come back to the blogging world! =)
hahaha! too cute!
I was about to hit my knees for you Ashley...so glad I kept reading! Too funny :o)
a bit delirious, but funny as always! love ya!
Too funny, did you like New Moon?
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